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[3:33:45 PM] $CUM  LYF3: forrest why did
[3:33:47 PM] $CUM  LYF3: ur parents
[3:33:48 PM] $CUM  LYF3: name u tht
[3:33:48 PM] $CUM  LYF3: omg
[3:34:26 PM] forrest: well you see
[3:35:47 PM] forrest: my mom was on a camping trip in the forest when she started having contractions and she didnt’ know what to do, she couldn’t birth by herself, she started freaking out. contractions every minute, then out of nowhere came none other than forrest gump himself. he helped her give birth to me, and to honor him, she named me after him. then he became famous 2 years later when his movie was released

richwhitelesbian:

there are people oout there who think im really greatand that scares me

who should i be following these days

i think i’d give anything to go back to this time last year

fuck it i’m moving to Vancouver

I think I’m emotionally constipated, I haven’t given a shit in days…